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"What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."
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"yo momma so fat when her name was the answer to a crossword clue, it was 10 spaces down and 10000 spaces WIDE!"
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"*interrogating a baby* ""Any first words?"""
"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."