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Joke of the Day

"What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""

"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."

"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president? A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!"

"Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin."

"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"

"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !"