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Joke of the Day

"i got locked in the PBR factory over the weekend... i did what i had to do to survive and drank my own piss"

"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"

"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."

"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"

"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."

"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."

"I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child."

"College graduates, did you know there are people that went to Princeton that can't find a job? And you just went to a normal shitty school."

"My Social Life 404"