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Joke of the Day
"What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go."
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"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"A Man Tells a Joke... http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/38ywir/i_want_my_kids_middle_name_to_be_withawhy_just_to/crz16n6"
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're"
"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"
"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
"How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb? As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb."
"How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon."