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Joke of the Day
"All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. "
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"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"
"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."
"Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit."
"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."
"Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!"