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Joke of the Day
"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."
Next Joke
"The scariest moment in any man's life is when his wife stops talking and it's his turn to say something in a conversation he's been ignoring"
"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."
"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"
"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"
"A tree fell on a family's house and killed everybody. It was rootless."
"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"
"my biggest fear is ants working together to lift my house up, and bring it somewhere"
"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."