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Joke of the Day
"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."
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"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"
"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"
"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles."
"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."
"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."
"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."