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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing? Nothing."
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"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."
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"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"
"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."
"The punchline is ""because he was trying to make ends meat."" You make up the joke. Let's see what you got."
"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."
"What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's? Shaking hands."
"What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel? Hodor."