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Joke of the Day

"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."

"After an outage, what time does the power come back on? 12:00 --:-- 12:00 --:--"

"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."

"""What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?'"

"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."

"Nobody tell my husband that ""year round periods"" aren't a thing."

"What do Jesus and your mom have in common? They both got nailed all night."

"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."