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"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
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"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."
"I found Peter Dinklage on a HertzsprungRussell diagram... It said ""white dwarf"""
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? Some people are against shooting guns."
"How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeno face."
"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a confused 8 year old with aspergers reading the list of toppings at Cold Stone."
"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."
"One in every six people on this planet are Chinese. Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny."
"I wore Pirates of the Caribbean pajama pants to the gym and ran backwards on the treadmill because I want a nickname there."