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Joke of the Day

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ? He played a flat baroque piece!"

"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words. ""Hey Captain, what does this button do?"""

"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"

"What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)"

"Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out"

"Have you seen that movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet."

"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."

"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"