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Joke of the Day
"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"
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"When I've had a bad day I remind myself that I'm a straight white guy. Then I high five some dudes and we destroy an ecosystem or some shit."
"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"
"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."
"Last night, during sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move... She was like, ""What the hell are you doing!?"" And I was like, ""Hush baby, I saw this on PornHub....it's called 'buffering'."""
"How do you tittilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"I met a guy with a tattoo on his penis that said ""Shorty"". When he got an erection, it said ""Shorty's Truck Stop Chattanooga, Tennessee""."
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."