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Joke of the Day

"When I've had a bad day I remind myself that I'm a straight white guy. Then I high five some dudes and we destroy an ecosystem or some shit."

"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."

"if you haven't been called a racist on the internet you haven't been using the internet"

"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"I use to worked with an 82 year old. He always had extremely vulgar jokes. ""Hey Ken, got any new jokes?"" 'Nope, didn't go to Church this week.'"

"What's the best thing about being a jew...... You don't have to smoke weed to get baked."

"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"