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Joke of the Day

"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."

"Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle"

"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."

"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"

"My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That's not my waiter."

"FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark."

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... Both stream instantly."

"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."