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Joke of the Day

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."

"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."

"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."

"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."

"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""

"ADHD is ADD in high definition."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."

"Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write."

"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."