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Joke of the Day

"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."

"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"I want a hair cut please. Certainly which one !"

"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free. You racist!"

"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"

"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"