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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."
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"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."
"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"
"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."
"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."
"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."
"What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist"
"If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?"
"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."
"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"