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Joke of the Day
"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"
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"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"
"If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen"
"I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes."
"My wife thinks I drink too much... ...but the guy who runs my dialysis treatment says he's seen way worse."
"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"I hate lying people, they're always in my way to the ocean."
"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand ."
"Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables."