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Joke of the Day
"What goes on forever with no head? A loveless marriage."
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"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."
"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."
"I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."
"Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames."
"What do women and floor tiles have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."
"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"