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Joke of the Day
"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."
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"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."
"How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle."
"How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman? Very Caerphilly."
"My friend's name is Jesus. So if I go driving with him, can Jesus literally take the wheel?"
"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"[dog bites my arm off] owner: lol don't worry he's just playing"
"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"