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Joke of the Day

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi"

"*doesn't look up from phone* I do"

"How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style."

"Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one."

"I had a really funny joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."

"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, they caught him."

"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."

"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."