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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle."
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"Why does Paris have the best theaters? The audience is always dead quiet.... Looks like i'm going to hell."
"So a baby seal walks into a club"
"Just got a fancy new bathroom scale that tells you what percentage pizza you are."
"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."
"Where do geographers go for a drink? The Isobar"
"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""
"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."
"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"