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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."
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"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."
"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"
"Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*"
"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."
"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."
"Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing."
"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"