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Joke of the Day
"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."
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"[at daycare] Me: I'm here to pick up my son Daycare: what's he look like? Me: *points to my face* D: oh. Ok"
"I always buy a Get Well Soon card for the couple who invites me to their wedding."
"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."
"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."
"A question from an agnostic dyslexic Is there Dog?"
"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !"
"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"
"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"
"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."