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Joke of the Day
"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."
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"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."
"what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever."
"*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?"
"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"
"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."
"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."
"Q: what did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack? A: ""I need to axe you a question."""