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Joke of the Day

"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"

"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."

"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard? Neither did she."

"Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded"

"[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!"

"Me? Just throwing magnets at strangers in the park to try to expose robots."

"Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."

"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"