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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded"
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"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."
"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"
"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."
"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"
"Why don't hipsters like rivers? Too mainstream"
"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."