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Joke of the Day

"[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!"

"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"

"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."

"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster. ^(I'll show myself out)"

"Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times."

"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"

"Psychic buys clothing Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"

"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""

"What does a scientologist and an almond have in common? They are both nuts."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."