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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't buckled in."
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"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"
"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."
"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."
"Three Old Nuns... Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach."
"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"
"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"
"What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !"
"How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone."
"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."