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Joke of the Day

"While getting ready to leave on trip, I was trying to get my wife to hurry up. She says ""Why are you rushin'?"" Too which I replied ""Because my grandpa is from Moscow."" Duh.."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""

"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."

"Here's two short jokes and a long joke: joke. joke. joooooooke."

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."

"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, you will pay. You have my Word."