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Joke of the Day
"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."
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"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do want them?! NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"
"I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs."
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."
"how many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the light bulb the other to drink until the room spins"
"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."
"Minecraft: Story Mode Nerdcubed did it better nearly half a decade sooner"
"Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub."
"I think a gay guy hit on me in a bar... He was passing behind me and asked ""Do you mind if I push in your stool?"""