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Joke of the Day
"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."
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"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."
"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."
"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."
"Homeless girl I asked a pretty, young, Homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."
"What's your best one-liner?"
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."