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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the people that always are around musicians? bass players."
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"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"
"How to foil someones plan (pl)(an) = pa + pn + la + ln"
"A Mexican Magician Performs a Trick He tells the audience he can disappear into thin air on the count of three. He says ""uno""... ""dos""... *poof* He disappeared without a ""tres""."
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"
"Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are bright and beautiful. But because they are so far apart."
"My circumcision left me quite sore. I couldn't walk for two whole years!"
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."