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Joke of the Day
"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"
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"What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress? By opening the door."
"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""
"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."
"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"
"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."
"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch."