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Joke of the Day
"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"
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"Whats Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"
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"What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play? Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)"
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"Some of your timelines are my morning paper."
"You hear about these Islamic balloons? ... they blow themselves up."
"Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill? To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now."
"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."