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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"

"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"

"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."

"Dad told me this one tonight... Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter."

"Why did the vampire feel tired after dinner? All the blood had rushed to his stomach."

"My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday"

"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"

"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"

"Is your ass the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Cause your booty is disarming"