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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He's also black."

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"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"
"My girlfriend's body is like poetry... ...It bores me. *I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p"
"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"
"This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds"
"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."
"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"
"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."
"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Accidentally got a ""male"" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids"