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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."
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"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."
"Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend ""tweet ups"" we called it ""shit you dont do"""
"Sometimes I masturbate while driving The passengers on my bus don't like it, but the high school hasn't fired me yet..."
"How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron, man."
"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."
"An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile."
"I wanted to make sure my kids were safe when they are playing outside.... So I put an ISIS flag in my window. Now my neighbors watch them 24/7."
"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"