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Joke of the Day

"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"

"The lead singer of Dead Or Alive has died. Guess that answers *that* question."

"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."

"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."

"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."

"For their honeymoon, Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot."

"I ask Google the questions I'm too scared to ask other people."