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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"

"A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter."

"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."

"What do you call... What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A DICK in your mouth!"

"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."

"that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup"

"I find it quite easy to relate to mushrooms I'm also a fun guy"

"She's a perfect 10 A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm."

"After seeing some of the things posted on /r/Jokes lately, I believe it's time someone finally said something. Something."

"Luckily, children are much easier to keep alive than house plants."