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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."

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"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."
"Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity."
"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."