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Joke of the Day
"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"
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"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""
"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."
"What do you tell an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."
"For Valentine's Day, I bought a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates... ...and passed out alone on the couch, same as every night."
"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."
"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"
"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."