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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"
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"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."
"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"
"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."
"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"
"Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron."