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Joke of the Day

"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives"

"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."

"Since getting a Kindle, what I miss most about books is tipping them forward on the shelf to open a secret passageway."

"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."

"What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? Stopping it with a shovel!"

"French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!"

"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing..."