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Joke of the Day
"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"
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"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"
"The bassist walked past the bar."
"You can tell a lot about a person during the opening of Queen's ""Under Pressure"" depending on how bummed they are it's not ""Ice Ice Baby""."
"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."
"Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch? Ay now. A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes. Scotch is what makes it so that he canna."
"Strip club[OC] So I'm at the strip club and this huge breasted woman comes up to me and slaps me silly with her left titty. Guy sitting next to me says,""bet that's gonna leave a lasting mammary."""
"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."
"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."