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Joke of the Day
"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."
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"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"
"Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls."
"What do you call a girl in between 2 houses? Alane"
"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"Went to the doctor today. He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribed worked. I told him it was close, but no cigar."
"What does a cat say when its trapped in a box? Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt"