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Joke of the Day
"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."
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"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."
"This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it."
"If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass."
"Scientists have identified the dog particle. It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe"
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"
"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"