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Joke of the Day
"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."
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"Southern cop to Yankee speeder, whom he has just pulled over: ""Little lady, nobody goes through Georgia that fast."" Speeder: ""Sherman did."""
"Reading two books simultaneously is educational. I just learned that Cardinal Richelieu huffed and puffed and blew the 3 little musketeers."
"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"
"I bought a new flat last week... I use it as my spare."
"WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE"
"Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD"
"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"