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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn't even."

"If you shout ""I am a STRONG BLACK woman"" in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room."

"How do Africans carry Ebola? In large baskets balanced on top of their heads."

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."

"My family's going to be here soon. Quick, hide my body."

"Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands... Police say that he topped himself."

"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"

"My guardian angel deserves a raise"

"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"

"Why did the Fonz have red eyes? Because he had **AYYY** fever!"