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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."

"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."

"please, Frankenstein was my creator's name; call me The Monster"

"Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it's too cheesy."

"what do elephants use as a tampons? Sheep."

"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"

"Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life."

"Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the allegations of doping. ... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though."

"What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity? Wookie Goldberg"

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"