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"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"
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"HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse"
"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."
"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"
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