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Joke of the Day

"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."

"Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle...."

"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"

"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."

"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"Guy walks into a bar... So, this guy walks into a bar with 2 Bananas in his ears. Bartender says ""Hey buddy, whats up with the Bananas?"" Guy says ""What?"""

"Dad, my laptop's frozen. Have you tried warming it up?"

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob."

"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"