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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it's too cheesy."

"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"

"What do you call someone who discriminates against certain groups of rappers? A rapist."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows."

"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."

"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."

"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."

"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."

"It's been a great year, it fact, it was so great... I remember like it was yesterday."

"Be great if just once the winning actor was like ""I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."""