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Joke of the Day

"Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%"

"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."

"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""

"Why are toblerones triangular prisms To fit in the box"

"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"

"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."

"when no one is looking, squirrels use donuts as hula hoops"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"