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Joke of the Day
"Why are toblerones triangular prisms To fit in the box"
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"What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!"
"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"The disabled vet So my buddy is a disabled vet. It's really sad because he got injured on the job. Turns out he's not very good with animals."
"My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him."
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
"""Eat my pussy, you salty whore!"" Said the chef working at a Chinese food restaurant to the prostitute who just spilled her salt on herself and was reluctant to eat the meal before her."
"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."